In the Corner: Matt Slauson
Kris Knowlton
Issue date: 9/5/08 Section: Sports
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DN: If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be and why?
MS: I would be a Redwood because I'm majestic and gigantic.
DN: You put a lot of face paint on before a game - do you think that instills fear in your opponents?
MS: Not one bit. I think they just laugh at me. But it doesn't matter, I do it for me. They probably think I look like an idiot but I don't care because they're going to end up on their back either way.
DN: Boxers or briefs?
MS: Boxer-briefs.
DN: Do you like pancake blocks, pancakes or waffles?
MS: How about a pancake block onto a waffle?
DN: Ever get scared of Coach Pelini?
MS: No I don't. I think he's a really easy guy to get along with.
DN: How do you think Coach Pelini would hold up in a fight?
MS: Oh, he would crush anyone. It doesn't matter who it is.
2008 Woodie Awards
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